Perfectly Harmless

2012-02-28

I have a shamelessly competitive personality, I want to win even if it’s not in an appropriate setting. Please hire me.

It began: recently, not too long
Relieved for the last time
Displaced latches cast aside
Dead weight surrounded by healthy lifestyles
gathered inhibitions bloated by lens
See them go into burrows
can’t stand the sound
of Gossip of bullshit, Wolf-Calls
Corporate sponsored doom-day monsters
now available in designer colors
How many months go by without incident?
Found, looted, and Varnish applied
don’t call for me anymore
I found my place
Somewhere among the extra clouds

2011-07-21

Accomplishment Deficit Disorder

Either work harder or aim lower that’s all there is. Oh and find someone else to tell your bullshit problems to, I know plenty of therapists would love to see you stop by. The conversation’s not as good, but they’ve got a nice couch and if you play your cards right: you can probably score some pretty crazy drugs. It’s not my cup of tea I mean he seemed like a nice guy, but Things were just moving too quickly. I mean: Jesus, man I’ve only known you for an hour and you want to know every little thing that’s ever happened to me. And did you know, That the direction you wipe your ass in may be a direct indicator of whether or not you have some deep-seated emotional imbalance, possibly caused by a traumatic childhood event? Don’t worry about it though, just take a couple of these every few hours and you’ll be on your way to effectively dealing with your adult problems in an empowering and professional way. See now that’s what you need in your life. Isn’t that better than dragging all your friends down? I mean were all just polite enough to pretend that you’re not the most boring, unlikable, and stupid person, who through some grievous error found his way into our circle of friends.

2011-07-15

Can’t forget about this guy.

2011-07-03

Sounds Wonderful

2011-06-29

Why haven’t I deleted your number yet?

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Broke Groceries

999 island dressing

kind of virgin olive oil

definitely not butter

2011-05-31

It’s easy to be happy.
Sometimes.

2011-05-28

Oh, Wikipedia..

In Pakistan, the equivalent to the American prom is a farewell dinner or farewell function that takes place at the end of the college academic year. In farewell function one girl is appointed “Lady of the Evening” and one boy is appointed “Gentleman of the Evening.”

2011-05-23

in some untouched corner of the earth
there stands a grand black forest
after some time the trees
have grown dark and twisted
to keep some beauty tucked away
deep inside the thickets and brush
if someone were to find this place
naturally their first thought will be
to hack it all away
to let this inner brilliance shine
for everyone to see
but those thick black trunks
fostered what they held inside
the dead burying the living
toss aside your blades
life in all it’s opulence
Can always show the true path